That old dude and the bad witch lady reminds me of Beowulf.
Nah they're pretty high I thought the scars were a nice touch
The solitude of being sir Ben Kingsley, being shown in most of the trailer footage and not having his name in the title of the youtube trailer.
I loved this movie so much, it's not like the other horrors
I can't remember the man I wanted to be. You wanted to be Batman, remember
So like maleficent... i love julianne moore.
Wait so are they evil cuz the dad is so like who are they fighting for.
WELL THATS FOR SPOILING THE START OF THE MOVIE LADY.
This be. A CONTROL META.
Kudos... If bang bang brought you here :D.
I am legend looks pretty good.
Idk if I believe the so called ` giant bird` story in Wizard of Oz. if u look closely, the footage doesn't match their propaganda.
"Why don't we shave your head? Kristl asked Henry while she made a shaving gesture with her hands.
"What? Henry backed away from her.
"Bald man are hot these days!
"You mean bald ugly men." Henry gave Kristl a look of revulsion.
"At least he got to do the girl in the cave." Kristl smiled. "What has gotten into you! You on too much testosterone pills these days or what?
"Just saying. br> "Just say it someplace else. Or inaudible."
"Alright. Just you know... I thought that you. being a man. would have liked to. br> "Do you think I stand a better chance when I am bald. And surrounded by flesh eating zombies (are there any other kind. br> "Ah."
"And in a cave."
"Cause that is what got them all hot and bothered in the movie."
"After you see all your fellow knights being shredded by zombies or turn into them and you end up with the only woman in the story your thoughts automatically turn to sex the moment you are alone with her in a cave. Just the right aphrodisiac: zombies and caves."
"Enough! Let's get discuss the other parts of the movie. Like the cinematography. Did you like the way they shot it and the color scheme?
"I liked the landscapes. There were some pretty great sights, but they bled the colors from the scenes too much if you ask me. Grey can be strong mood making color. But all the time? I would have added some colors just for diversity. Like sometimes a colorful plant in a grey landscape can have a strong surreal effect."
"Yeah... I liked the sights too. Also I liked the companions of the main guy. like that axe wielding guy. He looks interesting. And the introductory part of the movie is captivating. What would you call it? An animation? Henry said.
"It was more like stills, but that part made it interesting for me to."
"You know what is odd... I didn't know it was about zombies. It had this moment of insight when I read the title: knight of the dead. I thought. 'of the dead' that is the way those zombie movies are called."
"I had not thought of it either. I thought it was more about plague victims being scary. Like the first girl they meet. She is a plague victim, I thought, and they had to put her down because she went crazy because of the illness."
"In hindsight. Would you have watched it if you had known? Henry asked Kristl.
"I am not sure. There are too many zombie movies around. They get a bit lame. And a zombie movie set in the middle ages with knights could provide a new angle if properly handled, but to be honest, there is not much of anything special in this movie and as a zombie flick it lacks the horror and tension to keep it interesting. It is more like a group of knight wander aimlessly through a grey landscape for no apparent reason and get assaulted by very slow moving zombies and some guys that have a pick on them." Kristl said.
"Which brings us to the story and those other people chasing the knights. I really had no idea what it was about or why they chased those knights. In fact, I got the feeling they did not even know themselves."
"What I found strange is that they kept on fighting each other after they were fully aware that they were being chased and surrounded by zombies. I do not know about you, but I would rather work together to get out than fight you." Henry said.
"It is a bit of a missed opportunity perhaps? They could have put together a group of unlikely people who have to get together to get out alive. Then the tension in the group between the people could be a factor. br> "Yeah... but nothing of that."
"So, to wrap things up, what did we like about it? Henry asked.
"I would say the landscapes and imagery. And some of the fighters looked cool. Even some of the fights were OK."
"And the bald guy had a nice smile." Kristl admitted.
"Oh. having cave feelings?
"You mean, smiling in a cave?
"Uhuh." Henry nodded his head, Sounds like the title of song."
"Maybe one day. br> "See."
"When surrounded by zombies then who knows... I can force myself to smile." Kristl smiled.
And Henry smiled to.
This review with pictures and the intro of the movie is located here.
Great idea but realization. so so. I need to watch now... Haha I really loved this movie. This movie passes a message to horror movie directors and it says :This is how a horror movie is. The Rocks version of Hercules will be far superior to this tripe. This is like a poor mans Gladiator rip off. So, we are finally going to see how Order 66 was carried out in greater detail! Knights and Order...
This movie is amazing the acting, the effects, the story. Screw the shining screw nightmare on elm street, screw Shaun of the dead, screw the ring, screw paranormal activity, screw Friday the 13th and screw the evil dead. This movie makes these movies look like crap. This movie made my day I bought it on DVD for a euro well worth it and went home watched it and I was amazed, it blew my mind. It scared me for life. If you love horror movies you will love this movie I watched it twice in one day and at least ten times in a week. Go watch this movie right now its so good you will thank me and you are welcome. Good luck and good night.
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